I am American from warm water port of Texas Oblast
Your comment is the funniest shit I’ve read today. Thank you King/Queen.
I mean even without that slip up the rest of the message still gives them away. Who the fuck would say that without being a vatnik shill.
Useful idiots who’ve been suckered into the Kremlin’s disinformation campaigns by the millions.
Easily repairable? Lol.
Allies? Lol.
I guess it depends on what breaks. Some random valve snaps? There’s probably two or more backups.
Some random distiller happens to spontaneously explode in a random smoking accident? Probably not quite so easy to fix.
Any decent bomb or missile is going to do a lot more than break a valve.
That was indeed implied, yes. Refineries are built pretty damage-resistant, because otherwise any random breakage would make them go up in flames.
Although… No promises about Russian safety systems.
The fractionating columns, however, are bespoke parts that are costly and have long lead times, and also are large and fragile, at least from the point of view of a properly targeted missile. Before the war, Russia relied on Western specialist firms to provide those, which is no longer an option.
None of the machining companies in Mykolaiv are returning our calls, in spite of our impeccable Carolina of the South accents.
Carolina Oblast (Southern)
In thiiis hyeah proviiince, we need to hire a few pipefitting teams with The Right Stuff, eh?
Well damage resistant to normal operations and prevent cascade failures. But the damage resistant part doesn’t extend to bombs.
Hmm, maybe we should test that theory. 😉
Advanced control circuitry? Good fuckin’ luck lol
You never heard of Ielgium?
Of course I have, legium my balls
Iegium our бalls comrade.
GOTTEM
I appreciate the Basterds reference. 🫵😉
Though honestly, without keyboard knowledge, I would have assumed changing Belgium’s name for something else is a white supremacist dogwhistle. This is 4chan afterall.
It’s really not hard to look up keyboard layouts. I can recognize Cyrillic characters and don’t know anything else about the script, but that’s just a search away.
Well I wouldn’t have made the connection that it’s a typo in a different keyboard layout
I would’ve seen that Cyrillic backwards N is like I (not B), got confused, then looked up where that key is on the keyboard out of curiosity.
Фifteen roubles bitch.
I am from England! AMERICAAAAAA!
i think this comments section might be 4chan users…
Unstoppably autistic vs Russia…never haaad a dreeeam come true…Shea LaBeef was only a rehearsal…
Should it be “duddy” or “иuddy”?
This indeed is a kyrillic b.
Hate to rain on your parade, but it’s not like they missed a Shift for a magical language-switch-while-pressed. Mistyping it that way is non-trivial because default language switching is non-trivial.
Vatnik detected.
But it’s true tho. You need to do Super+Space or Alt+Shift to switch languages. On mobile you either swipe on the space key to switch the layout or you have a dedicated language change button.
Two different layouts are not on the same map, so input modifiers like level-2 and level-3 can’t magically change a Latin keyboard into a Cyrillic
I’ve spent all of my life using multiple layouts مثل این
I have Greek (for math) and Japanese (because I periodically get depressed that I’m mono-lingual, and get convinced I can learn it “this time”) keyboards installed on my phone, and that’s how I access them as well. My guess is that there there are some ways to switch languages that make it easier to make a mistake, but I can’t say for sure since I don’t have a whole lot of knowledge on the subject.
Incoming refinery drone detected!
Wzioooooo boooom!
Fix your detector.
Sure if you ignore the fact that very few regions use the cyrillic alphabet. Mistyping like that is a good bit harder, hell me typing out þe þorn takes a bit of effort on my phone.
Ah. Haven’t thought of that, you’re right.
The flag next to his post says “USA” too.
