Blaze@reddthat.com to pics@lemmy.world · 7 months agoHenry VIII's armor from the Tower of London. Interesting cod piecefiles.catbox.moeexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1222arrow-down14
arrow-up1218arrow-down1external-linkHenry VIII's armor from the Tower of London. Interesting cod piecefiles.catbox.moeBlaze@reddthat.com to pics@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareFallenwout@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-27 months agoImagine hitting a dent in that bulge. Metal doesn’t dent back out, I’ll be a struggle to walk or strip your armor while it is crushed the entire time. It is today’s equivalent to catching it between your zipper.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·7 months agoEasy. Just get an erection to force the metal back out. I can’t wait to find this comment in my history after having forgotten the context.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 months agoOr to see it as Google’s “AI Overview” recommendation for knights and armorers.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months ago…and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”
minus-squarePeter1986C@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoCod pieces are like toques. There is no flesh in there.
Imagine hitting a dent in that bulge. Metal doesn’t dent back out, I’ll be a struggle to walk or strip your armor while it is crushed the entire time.
It is today’s equivalent to catching it between your zipper.
Easy. Just get an erection to force the metal back out.
I can’t wait to find this comment in my history after having forgotten the context.
Or to see it as Google’s “AI Overview” recommendation for knights and armorers.
…and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”
Cod pieces are like toques. There is no flesh in there.