Then the dog comes in, and smells a snack he can lick up, while you try to keep them away, and play it off cool…but that dog REALLY wants that snack!

And thats when your friends walk into you getting an unwanted bj from a dog, and everybody is like “OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!”

And you’re like “wait, no, I can explain!!!”

I’m imagining it like it could have been a scene in “Theres something about mary”