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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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    The answer is tahini, by the way. Not a big shocker.

    • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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      I also like to use peanut mush/butter for that. As in, the non-sweet stuff.

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    What if I don’t have a pantry?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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  • Beryl@lemmy.world
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    That’s not soup, that’s pasta with extra sauce.

  • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    hiding in your pantry, the soup won’t be cream free for long.

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      Why do people keep creaming in my pantry!?

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    You better be hiding in your pantry, because the creamy cream-free soup is coming for you.

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      Bad news, the creamy cream-free soup came from inside the pantry!

    • nairui@lemmy.world
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      Creamy cream-free is such a rollercoaster phrase that shouldn’t have passed edits

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        It’s like antipasta pasta salad. Which is one of my favorite pasta salads.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    okay but how DO you actually get creamy soup that doesn’t have cream in it?

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      Corn starch, vegan cream, tahini, coconut milk, or just blending it, are some ideas.

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      Think it’s jizz, mate

    • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works
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      Creme?

  • erp@lemmy.world
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    The key to creamy cream - free soup - is hiding in your pantry. Because your kids had a tantrum and tore all the labels off of the cans you stocked up at the start of Covid lock-down, when society was surely going to crumble. Botulism roulette!

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    Just use cream anyway. It’s carbs you want to cut out in a diet, not fats.

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