Those idiots already figured out but tested the tech on themselves.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
I haven’t watched it in years but damn, the feels.
What?
What!?
Hey, Frank, remind me again what have we done?
Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.
I would’ve went with “spotless retractable eyes”.
Yours is killer too though.
Wouldn’t this do the same thing in humans?
I’d spend half the money on snail amnesia research. The rest I’d just squander.
Them: What did you spend the money on?!?
You with a new Lamborghini behind you: uh, can’t remember
That’s as dumb as the time we all ate that lettuce and got electrocuted from that copper pipe
That’s a big snail
I for one welcome our new snail overlords.
We will remember it for you, whole snail
I can do this with ethanol