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What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
2 inches of what? If it’s hair, I’m disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing
/jk bc it doesn’t exactly work like that
I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is “in” a unit of weight?
I meant inches around your torso
That’s a really weird way to measure one’s fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /s
