The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoConstantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1875arrow-down19
arrow-up1866arrow-down1imageConstantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up100·1 year agoHere’s my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 year agoI can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul’s doing ok, once you figure out which one.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 year agoHe’s doing better now, thanks! But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoI am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul
minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIt’s obvious from this exchange: WHICH PAUL U FUCK Mom’s brother??? Or Jeanie’s husband??? Yes The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother???”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband???”. People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response. Also, what is “Jsuk”?
minus-squareWinged_Hussar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoOmg, thank you for sharing.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoI hope my pain brought people joy.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoI was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.
minus-squarecmbabul@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoI’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoWield it like a baseball bat. That’ll teach him!
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoYou shouldn’t ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIt wasn’t even a yes-or-no question!!! “Was it this guy? Or the other guy?” = “Yes”
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoThat’s two separate yes-or-no questions. “Was it this guy?” “Ye-” “Or the other guy?” “Yes.”
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAll she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else. But then again, I’m probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year ago Yes I’m dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoKill the other Paul. There! No more confusion King Solomon
Here’s my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.
I can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul’s doing ok, once you figure out which one.
He’s doing better now, thanks!
But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.
I am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul
Yes.
It’s obvious from this exchange:
The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother???”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband???”.
People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response.
Also, what is “Jsuk”?
Omg, thank you for sharing.
I hope my pain brought people joy.
That’s a hilarious exchange 🤣
I was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.
I’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult
Wield it like a baseball bat. That’ll teach him!
You shouldn’t ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.
It wasn’t even a yes-or-no question!!!
“Was it this guy? Or the other guy?” = “Yes”
That’s two separate yes-or-no questions.
“Was it this guy?”
“Ye-”
“Or the other guy?”
“Yes.”
All she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else.
But then again, I’m probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.
It was Paul!
Y’all testin’ me.
I’m dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?
They both had a stroke.
Kill the other Paul. There! No more confusion