COVID, my ass, Biden been drinking from the fountain of youth. Any day now, he’ll become unborn and lay in stasis until ready to be birthed for his next presidential run in 2077 during which he’ll battle Mecha-Reagan!
If you don’t believe me, ask my neighbor’s dog. They’re the one who told me all this. Crafty damn dog…
Yet dropping out didn’t make him a single day younger. He’s still too old.
How would you know??? I bet it did!
COVID, my ass, Biden been drinking from the fountain of youth. Any day now, he’ll become unborn and lay in stasis until ready to be birthed for his next presidential run in 2077 during which he’ll battle Mecha-Reagan!
If you don’t believe me, ask my neighbor’s dog. They’re the one who told me all this. Crafty damn dog…