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thebestaquaman@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Guess I'll die

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Guess I'll die

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  • JebanuusPisusII
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    I will use wine to douse the fire.

    • R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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      Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

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        But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

  • DominicusPurple@lemmy.ml
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    you break the windows

    • sab@kbin.social
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      …would the windows be acceptable if they’re open?

      • JebanuusPisusII
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        If you React quick enough.

    • arnoid@kbin.social
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      Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.

  • Josephine@lemmy.ml
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    p-p-p-p-PENGOO-PENGOO

  • radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can’t see any more outta sight outta mind

  • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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    Noot noot

  • tr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uk
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    Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we’re all good.

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    find an open Arch

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    Jokes on you, Linux users actually love real windows, its MS Windows that we hate.

    Its morly wrong to support proprietary software, especially Microsoft’s through use and advice. And when you are made to use it, everything is so needlessly difficult to do, its like a chalenge puzzle to get it to do what you want, but its not a fun one, it makes you want to pull out your hair.

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    I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

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