• Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip
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    4 months ago

    Any tiny little thing you did could have you wind up divorced at this point in time. Too risky, you already played it right once.

    -my immediate anxiety

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      4 months ago

      Me: “You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don’t take.”

      Also Me: “Ahhh! My foot!! Son of a… Ah ha ha!!! Oh God it hurts so bad!!”