Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square182fedilinkarrow-up1808arrow-down111
arrow-up1797arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square182fedilink
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 months agoIt’s currently September 19th
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoDude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI also don’t want to go to work
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoGood news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.
It’s currently September 19th
Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
I also don’t want to go to work
Good news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.