Disclaimer: this is purposefully obtuse.

Other effects in the game which explicitly state they kill you:

Shadows, succubi, massive damage, death saving throws, beholder death ray (notably not even their disintegration ray kills you), power word kill, vampires, mind flayers, night hags, drow inquisitors.

Clearly, if they intended for disintegration to kill you, they’d have said so. Since specific overrides general, and there is no general rule that disintegrated creatures are dead, I rest my case. QED.

  • frezik@midwest.social
    153·
    2 months ago

    That’s probably the path I’d take as a DM if I had a player insisting on rules lawyering like OP. OK, you get to “play” as a pile of dust. Have fun sitting there until random wind currents blow you around.

      • Match!!@pawb.socialEnglish
        24·
        2 months ago

        buddy let’s start a campaign together you can be the pocket sand and i will be dale gribble

      • frezik@midwest.social
        105·
        2 months ago

        If a guy is doing what you’re doing in this thread at the table, then yeah, I’d support them in leaving you there.

        • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.worksOP
          186·
          2 months ago

          Doing what? Trying to play by the rules? It’s a game! Games have rules. If you can’t accept someone living out their pile of dust fantasy, which is clearly supported by the rules, then I think you need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself who hurt you.

          • frezik@midwest.social
            102·
            2 months ago

            You are 100% free to live out your pile of dust fantasy. I let you be a pile of dust. Isn’t that what you wanted?

    • Drathro@dormi.zoneEnglish
      9·
      2 months ago

      *ahem Subtle Spell has entered the chat. Cast any spell that doesn’t require a line of sight target and that doesn’t require material components or otherwise rely on an “attack” or similar action. Like say Guardian Of Nature. Or, if you want to get REALLY pedantic: Dimension Door.