• Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “excuse me, are you going to eat that?”

    “uhhh, no; you can have it”

    "thanks!* walks off with baby

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      2 months ago

      “No, thanks, I’m vegetarian” is a useful thing you can say when someone hands you their baby.