• ALQ@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Absolutely! As long as you wear our patented Swiss-made* MAGA-colored glasses, of course. Starting price $999.99.

      *Product not made anywhere. If you visit our LLC’s location, please do not be alarmed that it’s just a Starbucks. Enjoy a coffee, on you.