Jolly Platypus@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoElon Musk Is Committing a Crime—but It Doesn’t Matter Because He’s Richwww.thenation.comexternal-linkmessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down110
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minus-squareAlwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoThe guillotine was designed to minimize suffering. I would like to posit a 275 kilo power hammer that goes off as many times as you have been “slammed” in headlines.
minus-squareWhatYouNeed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoHung, drawn and quartered is quite effective at maximizing the suffering. Having your cock cut off and stuffing in your mouth while you’re still alive is a pretty brutal final fuck you.
minus-squaresaruwatarikooji@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoIf we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.
The guillotine was designed to minimize suffering.
I would like to posit a 275 kilo power hammer that goes off as many times as you have been “slammed” in headlines.
Hung, drawn and quartered is quite effective at maximizing the suffering.
Having your cock cut off and stuffing in your mouth while you’re still alive is a pretty brutal final fuck you.
If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.