• frunch@lemmy.world
    783·
    1 month ago

    Looking at the bright side:

    -no more vaccines (never liked needles anyway) -no more fluoride in the water (who likes nice teeth anyway, plus you can get fakes installed) -never need to vote for president again (think about how much time that’ll save) -no jan 6th revolt in 2025 (maybe they will just for fun though, who knows) -perhaps Trump can fill the remaining seats of the supreme court and get a properly conservative suite of justices -Elon Musk will be our super-cool tech daddy

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
      712·
      1 month ago
      • No more environment (hate the outside anyway)
      • No more Ukraine (the weather in Kyiv sucks and I have a gluten allergy who needs grain anyway)
      • More refugees into Europe (yeah Europe is totally prepared for that and won’t cause more fascists to win European elections)
        • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          121·
          1 month ago

          Hey, maybe we in Europe will get to be the ones making a deal with the devil (Stalin then, Xi now) to get a red flag flying in the fascist capitol.

          • sfxrlz@lemmy.world
            61·
            1 month ago

            Better start working for some social points. I love surveillance cameras everywhere.

            • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzEnglish
              43·
              1 month ago

              Lol we have Chinese police taking people away already. I’d also love chat control to go through. No fair that it’s only the US and the Chinese who get to dragnet the world, I want locally sourced fair trade repression. Gotta love this world.

              That said, China has a lot of shit going on, but a credit system is not one of them. For example, they are actively trying to tamp down social (and physical) mobility. It’s a shit place right now, maybe it always was.

              The only country I know that has a credit points system that decides a lot of the opportunities you get in life is the US.