The big takeaway the casual reader should learn from this is that contrary to the memes it’s not “animals” it’s “crustaceans” and to some extent arthropods.
Apes won’t evolve into crabs unless we do it deliberately.
Until we do it deliberately.
Ah fuck, you guys found the secret ape crab lab, didn’t you?
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Crabs are the most chaotic structures in the universe so, naturally, entropy will always create crabs as order moves to chaos.
convergent evolution is such a head scratcher, nature is full of puzzles, like how humans became to dominate this world, yet a human allegedly wrote the title of this post
Tittle*
*Titties
TIL why do words keep evolving into titties?
Because everyone likes titties
World cold and hard. Titty warm and soft.
This guy boobs
It’s the same reason both bats and birds have wings.
This article is trash. It’s been established for a long time that bats have wings to frighten criminals.
the tasty king crab that’s coveted as a seafood delicacy, aren’t even technically “true crabs.”
I’m not ready for this today.
King crab is technically imitation crab meat.
I would call it mislabeled, since it’s called crab but wasn’t made to imitate crab.
Man, you’re not going to like the technicalities of what is and isn’t a penguin…
They wear tuxedos… right?
Right?Lol, no.
Those are cats.
Am I raising my cat wrong?
You know, if this guy went into at least a little detail about things that’d be nice.
His work is geared towards introduction to concepts not full lectures.
I’m kidding. The entire video is jam packed with info. I like it.
Crab people, crab people.
Taste like crab, talk like people.
If crabs came from animals, why are there still animals?
Nature: “Give it time.”
note to self: don’t evolve into a crab
apparently we won’t because we’re not modular enough
detritis
They keep evolving into pigs too.
Peccary:
Tapir:
Capybara:
Thanks, I knew there was at least one more. I feel like there’s something else I’m not thinking of as well but I can’t place it.
Guinea pigs perhaps? I didn’t post them because capy represents them as Caviidae.
I think I was thinking of javelina, but they’re related to peccaries.
I feel like there’s something else
yes, pigs
IANAS, but it sure seems like most of these pig fuckers just went fully off-road genetically as soon as their two main external sphincters formed during mitosis, and focused everything else afterward on that core concept: Eat & Shit. (punctuation optional; creative emphasis, arrangement, spelling, etc. promoted)
I thought those were technically rodents?
They are, just like guinea pigs (their smaller relative). It’s just that the bauplan is rather close to a pig - stubby legs, roundy body, stubby tail.
I guess that just like non-crustacean peak performance is to become crab-like, mammal peak performance is to become pig-like? Cats*, humans, dogs, we’ll eventually get porcinised!
*except my cat. She’s a Schweinekatze (pig-cat) so she’s already pig-like. That’s what peak performance looks like!
Into two pigs? How often?
Twice
I thought it was once every other pig, thanks for the info!
This title hurt me physically.
I’ve also heard kangaroos are further evolved, or more distinctly evolved, from our common ancestor than us.
No claws yet though. Having a biological pocket is cool.
Ahem. 🫣
I want to be one of those crabs that form a conga line and swap shells.
That’ll be the hermit, ironically.
