Me, calling my sister:
“Hey.”
No response
“HEY!”
No response
“HEY, DICKLIPS!”
“What?”
Eww
If you don’t call your sibling a slut at some point they’re barely real family.
TIL I have no family :(
Call your sibling a slut today, to show them you love them, smh.
“You’re my present this year”
Is this an incest joke?
There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.
Imagine being their significant others watching that ad.
Fun Fact: Coffee brother got a part on Castle Rock where he bangs his adopted sister.
Aw man, I love how you just said “extended cut”. It took me a looooong time to realize it’s a parody.
Is it, though?
I love the implication that there is no “real coffee” in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)
fucking hilarious
I recommend the cj the x video on it.
Based CJ the X enjoyer
I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage
I knew this would be here before I got a chance.
I don’t think I’ve ever called my brother “bro”. I call my friends “bro” all the time.
Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They’re also both half-bros tho, so maybe that’s it
I’ve also used brochacho here and there since learning it
Imma find some way to use this
I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other
Did your mom start real young and IVF the last one or did your dad bang younger women?
My mom had my bro at 20, and me at 30. My dad had me at 30 and my lil bro at 52. Dude’s crazy lol
They said Half-Bros, so likely just dad still got swimmers
my siblings and I call each other then most derogatory nicknames we for each other since we used to argue and fight a lot growing up unless shit is serious. then it’s “hey (actual name)”
my home life wasn’t super stable so I wonder how many families have this kind of sibling relationship
Same except my home life was fairly stable.
Although I guess our nicknames, while certainly insulting, aren’t too derogatory
I just call my brother by his (shortened) name to his face, or his full name to my parents. And “my brother” when referring to him anywhere else.
Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that ‘sis’ or ‘bro’ was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.
We just called each other cunts
Found the Aussie
Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.
How do you call your cousins?
“[Name]”
Japanese translators have entered the chat.
“Notice me, person-who-is-my-senior-in-whatever-situation-I-met-them!”
Hey Nissan
honk honk?
All according to keikaku
All according to cake
It’s such a stupid meme, I love it.
I know nothing of which you speak of
なに!?
I just use my sibling’s first name most of the time.
Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.
My sister started calling me “little brother” about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.
me too
Oh I literally almost never use my sister’s name. Like not when I’m talking to her and also even if I’m talking to other people I’ll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.
It’s called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?
Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
Me and my brother call each other trash in English.
“Sup, bitch.”
I was partial to, “Hey, fucko.”
Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. “BROTHER!”
I have yet to be thrown to my doom.
My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other’s names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, “… hi.”
My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, “Hey brother”, “hey sister”, “hey cousin”.
complete with massage?
you can always tell a Milford man
My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly “little shitpants” Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.
Pantshitter, mein Froind. Nix shit pants. Klugscheißer ist aber auch hübsch.
All my siblings are way older than me(only lived with one for 4 years), and every one of them besides my sister has greeted me as little shit at some point.
My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.
Oh Mein Bruder
Ah, Kwiatz
Doctor?
Those, all the time.
i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them “sis” or “bro” is when my older step brother and i make fun of the “step bro” memes
make fun of
Uh huh. 🧐
Since we’re taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are “Hey Brotato” and “Hey Broseph”, while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn’t even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I’m feeling silly and yell “Oi Sis!!!” with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.
I like brotato. Never heard that one before.
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