🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days agoAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1461arrow-down18
arrow-up1453arrow-down1imageAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days agomessage-square109fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down2·15 days agoThis is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
minus-squareZement@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-215 days agoPick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·15 days agoIt’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 days agoGotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!
This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
Nope, only pants.
Should I have added /s ?
Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!