🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down18
arrow-up1457arrow-down1external-linkAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square109fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down2·1 year agoThis is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
minus-squareZement@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoPick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoIt’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoGotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!
This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
Nope, only pants.
Should I have added /s ?
Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!