He said, “Gentlemen, there’s something I need to tell you.”

“Alright, go ahead.”, said the one fellow.

The demiboy said, “Do you ever feel like our lives are just a really drawn out, unfunny comedy? You know, like a mediocre sitcom or something?”

The other fellow replied, “Well, I guess, but you’re going to have to be more specific.”

The demiboy took out a he/they pronoun pin and said, “We’re Two-and-a-Half Men.”