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BigDale123@lemmy.coeus.icu to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

they make a lot

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they make a lot

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BigDale123@lemmy.coeus.icu to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Mitsubishi: Cars, Air Conditioners, Chemicals, …Food Industry(?), …Pens & Pencils(!?!?!?)

  • 20gramsWrench@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    is this a phone screenshot of a tik-tok screenshot of a tweet ?

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      lemme post this on instagram, send it via whatsapp, upload it to imgur and have it recompressed by youtube real quick!

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        To convert that to open services: Let me just post this on Pixelfed, send it via Telegram/Signal, upload it to (hmm, can someone help me here) and have it recompressed by Odysee/Peertube!

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          That’s a weird way to spell matrix

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        MORE JPEG!

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    I’d also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.

    Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?

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    I would like to buy some air conditioning

    Hitachi: OK

    And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks

    Hitachi: Done

    Also I want to pleasure myself

    Hitachi: I gotcha fam

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      Magic wand moment 😂.

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      I would like to buy a business copier/printer/scanner.

      Brother: Got you covered.

      Any idea where I can get a good sewing machine?

      Brother: Funny you should ask!

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    Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone

    Samsung: ok

    Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

    Samsung: ok

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      Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.

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      Me : I’ll also need a tank and a giant crane for… unspecified reasons.

      Samsung: ok

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      Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

      Samsung: ok

      Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

      Samsung: done

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        Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

        Samsung: no problem

        Me: oh, and some sugar

        Samsung: fine, there you go

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    ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
    Xiaomi - ok>
    ᗜwᗜ - I’d also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
    Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话

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      Me: I’d love any of these things without ads

      Xiaomi: lmao no wtf

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        https://www.androidauthority.com/remove-ads-xiaomi-miui-1019139/

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          Yeah I’m fine with Xiaomi having ads on their phones. When I owned one I honestly rarely ever saw them.

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