Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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    6 个月前

    Turning it off and on again is a universal truth. A defibrillator works by turning the heart off then on again.

    (You don’t defib a patient who is flat lining. You defib to fix an erratic heart beat.)

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        6 个月前

        I believe there is also a medical treatment that consists of wiping out your white blood cells entirely so your body has to make new ones.

        "Have you tried turning the immune system off then on again?’

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      6 个月前

      Our University is a cosmic machine that has been running for billions of years, and as an IT guy reboots a computer when it’s been running for too long and has problems, will inevitably implode on itself and tear itself apart, which is the equivalent of God turning it off and on again.