no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoNow freeze and deep fry themlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1633arrow-down11
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minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·3 days agoYou and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 days agoSeriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-23 days agoputs ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 days agoDegenerates like you belong on a cross
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoBut first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
minus-squareAgility0971@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·3 days agoThen dips it in soy sauce
minus-squareownsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoI’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.