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minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoDon’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoDying on the toilet, then falling off, is common. The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping. So that’s fun.
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoPeople need to drink more water.
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoVegetables are communist. I only eat steak. I’m a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that’s of the devil.
Don’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
Dying on the toilet, then falling off, is common.
The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping.
So that’s fun.
People need to drink more water.
Vegetables are communist.
I only eat steak. I’m a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that’s of the devil.