My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he’ll shoe you. And they’ve always had a few drinks.
Not sure if typo or form of attack…
He’ll literally hoof you.
He’ll stick a shoe up your hole, for sure.
You only have to ask?
I’m used to having to pay for that treatment.
I don’t know where you’ve been, lad, but I see you’ve won first prize.
I’ve been to Scotland.
Well, gratz on winning first prize!
I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.
Are you sure the phone didn’t bugger you up?
On the upside, they’re the only bunch I wouldn’t get grossed out about if they peed without washing afterwards!
… Do they carry Femboy Oats at Morrison’s, or did you have to make do with Scott’s?
At first glance, I thought he was on the phone.
Nah, just casually pointing out a Superman sighting!
Lt. Dan, you got legs!
OH MY GOD SQUID WE GET IT YOU MOVED TO THE UK /s
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The fact she thought that was “progressive” is fucking horrifying, let’s be honest here 😅
Compared to America, it sure as fuck is. And a queer kid thinking she is seeing something queer-friendly on a product is pretty special. Unfortunately, that wasn’t what she saw.
