Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days agoYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?message-squaremessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1194arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1183arrow-down1message-squareYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecollapse_already@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down1·4 days agoI assassinate people by summoning baguettes in their lungs.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·4 days agoWe thought they would use this power to end world hunger, but it only took them 7 hours to weaponize it
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoCan’t be hungry if they are dead!
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 days agoBreadbane the Yeastman always rises!
I assassinate people by summoning baguettes in their lungs.
We thought they would use this power to end world hunger, but it only took them 7 hours to weaponize it
Can’t be hungry if they are dead!
Breadbane the Yeastman always rises!