perishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoCaptain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up122arrow-down1imageCaptain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeperishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSandraBollocks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoShhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
minus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoWhat about the inside of your esophagus?
Shhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
I don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
To shreds, you say?
What about the inside of your esophagus?
To shreds, you say?