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sir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

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I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

sir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    OK. Now I have a black eye. What next?

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      8 months ago

      Tell your dad the dishwasher’s broken

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        OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?

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          call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher

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            They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?

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              pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad

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                This did not go well. There are no more steps.

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