• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Followed by immediate cremation and flushing down the nearest toilet, and no grave site so his cultists have nowhere to worship.

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          They already worship shit though, will flushing him detour the cultists?

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          Idk, I kinda want somebody to figure out what exactly is wrong with his brain, and how the fuck he lived this long on a fast food diet with no exercise. And the cultists will pick a place to worship no matter what; if there’s a grave then I have a place to pour salt and then shit and piss.

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            We know what’s wrong with his brain. Greed and narcissism are mental illness. They’re some of the most understood issues throughout human history And a society that tolerates it only enables it. Until such time as people stop worshiping the wealthy. And start showing them proper respect. Spitting in the face of most of them and taking their wealth back. These people will never see the help they need. Whether it is mental therapy and mutual aid. Or the guillotine.

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              Spitting in the face of most of them and taking their wealth back.

              How’s that working out for you so far?

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    Donald J Trump is the healthiest, most fit President in the history of the Country, some say the world. Many other doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said Sir. you have the healthiest patient I have ever seen. Your patient is the perfect person. Not only is he a stable genius, but an outstanding athlete.

    –Dr. John Barron

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      Lol, I would have believed this. Here’s the actual quote:

      …His final annual physical in 2020 found him to be obese with elevated blood pressure. Navy Dr. Sean Conley, Trump physician at the time, however, declared the president “remains healthy” and had “no significant changes to report”

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    This is a developing story and more information will be added as it becomes available.

    You absolute cucks.

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    Barrygoldwater and DonaldJMusk posting non stop articles and accounts made at the same time. Definitely not the same person. /s

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    All they’re doing is doctor-shopping for someone willing to debase their own reputation and say that Trump is in the bestest health of anyone he’s ever seen in the history of the universe.