I loved how Blade Trinity at least recognized the absurdity (for TV channels that required censorship)…

Original:

• Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?
• Danica Talos: And how about everyone here not saying the word “dick” anymore? It provokes my envy.

Censored:

• Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my Woohoo?
• Danica Talos: And how about everyone here not saying the word “Woohoo” anymore? It provokes my envy.