A senior White House official has hinted at the possibility of the U.S. utilizing its gold reserves to acquire more Bitcoin (CRYPTO: BTC). What Happened: Bo Hines, the executive director of the President’s Council of Advisers on Digital Assets, ...
  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
    751·
    7 months ago

    Step 1: Put everything in crypto

    Step 2: Economy crashes, society no longer has power or running water.

    Step 3: Try to sell crypto but for some reason computer won’t turn on.

    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
      42·
      7 months ago

      Step 4: the rich that bought the gold uses it to privatize all water and power to get it working again, now becomes even more rich.

    • kibiz0r@midwest.socialEnglish
      3·
      7 months ago

      Don’t worry, if you can’t afford a computer to manage your crypto, your employer can manage it for you (for a fee)