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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

The Art of The Deal

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The Art of The Deal

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  • Pistcow@lemm.ee
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    “Line go green!”

    “Who made the line go red?”

    “Line go green!”

    “It’s still red compared to when he started”

    “Line go green!”

  • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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    The art of the steal (from consumer pockets)

  • crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org
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    I’m sick of winning, let’s call China

  • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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    Slaps a person in the face…

    I am open to talks on how to solve the problem of me slapping you in the face, if you want. But you have to be reasonable!

  • GoTime@lemmy.world
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    Too much winning /s

  • AlbinoPython@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    Hey China, just checking in. I was in the shower and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyways, call me when you get this.

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    This will be he same as when he had to call the Mexican president to beg him to say that they’d pay for the wall.

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    “Trade wars are EASY to win!” - some dickhead con man

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