If you see an elk and you’re like “that’s a big deer” that’s an elk. If you see another elk and you’re like “that’s a monster from the dawn of time” that’s a moose.

~Brennan Lee Mulligan

Fr. Moose wouldn’t be the only remaining megafauna in North America if they were the size of our deer.

I was about the say that thing is tiny. Maybe even a bit less than half. And why are sequin coat guy’s pants so baggy in the legs? They look even crazier in the reflection.

Seeing a moose in real life was an otherworldly experience. It’s HUGE and terrifying.