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A tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying “I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!” with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying “this isn’t how birthdays work”

    • asmoranomar@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      2 months ago

      Wth? That’s a birth week. That’s not how normal people celebrate.

      I’m coming over tomorrow to show you how to properly do birthdays. Also, do you know a place where I can find 14,000+ candles for your cake?

        • asmoranomar@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          No, no. You see, the time period indicates how often you celebrate. This is why it’s perfectly normal for OP to celebrate the baby’s every month. (Why are we doing this? Oh, right facepalm)

    • Donkter@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 months ago

      World might be a better place if everyone treated their birthdays like the Sabbath and celebrated and relaxed once a week