It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
The poo pants man is dead!
The poo pants man is dead!
His pants are clean
The country’s keen
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Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
ding dong the bitch is dead
Ding Dong the rapist’s dead?
We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?
Lyrics:
You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You fucking Nazi whoreWell, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You [slimy] little shit bitch fuckWell, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!
Well, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!We should commission something good.
I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.
Sure there is: Highway to Hell. He will be on a highway to hell - in the passing lane.
Perhaps they can use Lily Allen’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE – she’s from UK but oh well
I’ve been thinking “Dancing in the Street”
You worthless bitch
You fickle shit
You will spit on me
You will make me spit
And when the Judas howl, arise
And like the Jesus Jews, you epitomize
I’ll still be here as strong as you
And I’ll walk away in spite of you -bauhaus (Crowds)
We could always adopt “Lizzie’s in a box”
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It’d be fitting since we adopted other songs for our national anthems.
Something around there being a new toilet in the country but with the music from The Sound Of Music?
May I suggest the orchestra song from Joey Quits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A4UGtM4hDQ
Seems to have the kind of celebratory vibe that would be warranted
I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.
I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.
It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.
He doesn’t deserve it. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.
I would piss on his grave, though
Okay, but let me shit on it first, please.
And my barf!
Now now. Let’s not be rude here! The back of the queue is three times round the block!
Waste of good piss
I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.
Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.
I’m not trying to be nice about the death of the fascist, and mar-a-fucko’s already a steaming pile of shit, so there wouldn’t be much difference by dumping on him there.
Fair.
It’s not for him, it’s for everyone who had to survive.
