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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to 4chan@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to 4chan@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    Before Internet:

    • want to be an artist
    • not talented enough
    • live in frustration

    After Internet

    • want to be an artist
    • not talented enough
    • google
    • find a community about bestiality
    • Furry porn artist
    • be milionaire
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      Every generation has had their own smut artists…

      • OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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        >Tijuana bibles (also known as eight-pagers, Tillie-and-Mac books, Jiggs-and-Maggie books, Jo-Jo books, bluesies, blue-bibles, gray-backs, and two-by-fours)

        Mutts are in no position to laugh at britbongs.

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    • ???
    • Trump gets elected
    • entwine413@lemm.ee
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      The Internet is a very, very large part of why we’re in this mess. Once the fascists realized they could run a global propaganda network, it was game over for civilization.

      It’s dead, but like a tree it can take a long time to die.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    The Internet now:

    > google

    > find AI-generated content for your bizarre thing that nobody else has thought of yet

    > start chatting with a bot that reinforces your fantasies with the mashed-up content of all the world’s knowledge

    > disappear into a rabbit hole forever

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    Read the Darwin Awards books and you’ll know that in the past it was “He had an accident when he was younger and can’t have kids now”.

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    Before internet:
    > I want to be a nazi
    > My father fucking beats me up
    > Go back to normal
    
    After internet:
    > I want to be a nazi
    > I find a community that validates me
    > I make content to radicalize "normies" through concerns about "forced diversity"
    > I make them vote against their class interest
    > Why the fuck is everything so expensive now?
    

    One can too play this game!

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      There’s a secret reason why this works for Nazis and not commies:

      It’s billionaire dollars

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        Plus nazis adapted to the internet (/tech before it in general, see Hungarian kusoge developer Tamás “Tomcat” Polgár) way quicker than the left.

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          I’m surprised they adapted to the internet earlier, I was around for the internet of the early oughts and much of my experience was that of being disabused of the ideas of my conservative/nationalist upbringing.

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            Basically the left was way more disorganized, and has a tankie problem, that turns people away from left-wing activism.

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              I don’t see why tankies turn people away more than Nazis. Do you think it’s that Tankies don’t bother with hiding their power level?

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                That, plus the general issue of authoritarianism and lack of short-term solutions, which is also true to other forms of more authoriative leftists, like those who think issues caused by callout culture on those who are not children’s authors gone TERF will be solved once we have UBI.

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    Just unplug the toaster

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Pussy.

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        Hot toasterussy

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      Damn, she’s HOT!!! 😍🤩🥵

      • Verdant Banana@lemmy.world
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        he and his name is Toaster

        The Brave Little Toaster

    • crawancon@lemm.ee
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      how YOU doin?

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      Pstttttttttt 💨

  • crawancon@lemm.ee
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    so did he fuck the toaster or just his life?

    it left us hanging tbh

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    Fracking toasters.

    • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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      So say we all!

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    I like the little mechanical ding & the ejection mechanism when it’s done.

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      deleted by creator

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