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minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·22 hours agoOof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoLemme try: “She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.” How’d i do?
minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoGood start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
Lemme try:
“She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.”
How’d i do?
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.