Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoAll historians agree..lazysoci.alimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1259arrow-down11
arrow-up1258arrow-down1imageAll historians agree..lazysoci.alLady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoShowing up to a battle without swinging dong is just leaving free psychological warfare on the table.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoToo risky, gonna need dong armor for the battle boner.
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoWell you’re in luck, sir, we’ve invented just the thing -
minus-squareMicrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoRiding into battle without any armour, as vulnerable as being nude, is also an old power fantasy element seen in quite a few myths and stories
And the nudity?
Showing up to a battle without swinging dong is just leaving free psychological warfare on the table.
Too risky, gonna need dong armor for the battle boner.
Well you’re in luck, sir, we’ve invented just the thing -
Riding into battle without any armour, as vulnerable as being nude, is also an old power fantasy element seen in quite a few myths and stories
Men only want one thing.