Roll of toilet paper.
It’s my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her
Hurry onward Lindsay Lohan, or you will soon be dead.
Thankfully just a lip balm…
a wall
Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn’t have a flare but this isn’t gonna go too wrong I don’t think.
Perfect day* to be a martial artist
A jar. We all know how that ends.
Today its luggage. I’m gonna need a lube wale…a belube wale.
Oh no it’s my dog!
Air purifier…
A entire bedroom wall
I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
