• Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Today the CISO of the company I work for suggested that we should get qodo.ai because it would “… help the developers improve code quality.”

    I wish I was making this up.

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      My boss is obsessed with Claude and ChatGPT, and loves to micromanage. Typically, if there’s an issue with what a client is requesting, I’ll approach him with:

      1. What the issue is
      2. At least two possible solutions or alternatives we can offer

      He will then, almost always, ask if I’ve checked with the AI. I’ll say no. He’ll then send me chunks of unusable code that the AI has spat out, which almost always perfectly illuminate the first point I just explained to him.

      It’s getting very boring dealing with the roboloving freaks.

    • Aux@feddit.uk
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      6 months ago

      90% of developers are so bad, that even ChatGPT 3.5 is much better.

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        6 months ago

        wow 90%, do you have actual studies to back up that number you’re about to claim you didn’t just pull out of your ass?

      • self@awful.systems
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        6 months ago

        I think your imposter syndrome is right, you’re a fucking fraud and you should stop programming