god i want a fucking pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

Been stuck in my head ever since my stupid A&W post earlier

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    2 days ago

    Me too but the wife wants to cook. Why? I tell her we can afford to eat pizza every night and she says she doesn’t want to eat it that much. What is wrong with her?

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      2 days ago

      Not a singular clue. Woman is clearly a psychopath. Divorce her and marry me so we can pizza together everynight. But first, as a token of our love, pizza now?

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          2 days ago

          Sir… Detroit style is the only pizza I eat…

          Come on. Leave her. I give way better head, I promise

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      Who wants pizza every day? That would take all of the special character away from it. Not to mention how unhealthy that would be.

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          I love pizza, that does not mean I want to eat it every day. Disregarding health and cost, it would reduce it to the status of something like bread.