• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      11 days ago

      Just wait til they stick these on international flights. You’ll stand 14 hours and you’ll love it, peasant.

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      I don’t know about how much fat it might take, but my 2 knee surgeries and both my deteriorating hip joints, (been searching eBay for a good used hip joint for cheap), tell me that standing for 2 hours is a painful idea.

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        They will lock in place and you will be gucci for 10 hours

        Afterwards you just ask this 6’3 bear like guy to give you a slight kick and off the ramp you slide out like a newborn out of uterus

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            I was kicked out of the plane in any class. I don’t think this is class dependent.

            It speeds things up if you put a Burger King hat on and enact a scene out of 19th century cotton farm plantations.

            People will literally jump to fix your joints for free. Thats how much they love classic American themes

    • Talonflame (she/her)@lemmy.cafe
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      I’m skinny and I’ll pass out in less than an hour. Have severe POTS from EDS, heart went into asystole after 35 minutes into a tilt table test and they had to put me back down. I’ve passed out several times in other settings.