kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-211 days agoI'd choose 4,5 & 9 sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up1235arrow-down137
arrow-up1198arrow-down1imageI'd choose 4,5 & 9 sh.itjust.workskingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-211 days agomessage-square161fedilink
minus-squareFreshLight@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up116·11 days agoThat is by far the shittiest version of the “which pill/superpower/xyz ?” that I’ve seen. “No more fat”, “Have many followers” and fucking “Increase 5cm height” nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 days agoYeah what does even “no more fat” means? You can’t eat fat any more? Or all the fat is removed from you (which would kill you)? Also, get me a -5cm height for my 198cm, that would be perfect.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 days agoIt means that all your hard drives would be converted to NTFS from FAT32
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 days agoI thought this was Linux land, surely it’d be ZFS no?
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·11 days agoI think “many followers” means being famous? And the “increase 5cm” has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoNo, many followers really means that. It also implies that you’ll need a much larger bathroom.
minus-squareredwattlebird@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoHey now… I’d totally take the extra 5cm. Maybe 15cm.
minus-squareFreshLight@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoI would, too. It’s just… At least write something like “increase own height by 5cm”.
That is by far the shittiest version of the “which pill/superpower/xyz ?” that I’ve seen.
“No more fat”, “Have many followers” and fucking “Increase 5cm height” nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.
Yeah what does even “no more fat” means? You can’t eat fat any more? Or all the fat is removed from you (which would kill you)?
Also, get me a -5cm height for my 198cm, that would be perfect.
It means that all your hard drives would be converted to NTFS from FAT32
I thought this was Linux land, surely it’d be ZFS no?
I think “many followers” means being famous?
And the “increase 5cm” has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.
No, many followers really means that. It also implies that you’ll need a much larger bathroom.
Hey now… I’d totally take the extra 5cm. Maybe 15cm.
I would, too. It’s just… At least write something like “increase own height by 5cm”.