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minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 days agoNah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
minus-squareentwine413@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 days agoBut you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
minus-squarechase_what_matters@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoHe does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoWhich are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoHe won. That’s all you need to know.
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days ago“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
Nah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
But you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
He does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
Which are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
That’s actually “cRads”
He won. That’s all you need to know.
“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”