• GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    The Roman baths in Bath, England, are dedicated to the goddess Sulis Minerva. I imagine it went something like…

    Romans: What have you got here?

    Brits: Springs that are blessed by our goddess.

    R: Which goddess is that?

    B: Sulis, the goddess of wisdom.

    R: Ah, we know her! Back in Rome she’s Minerva. Henceforth these shall be the springs of Sulis Minerva.

    B: But these are the springs of Sulis!

    R: Yes, and they still will be, but they will be the springs of Sulis Minerva, because otherwise we would have to kill everyone.

    B: Sulis Minerva it is!