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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

They're here to save your soul

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They're here to save your soul

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Nah. They’re shopping for a third.

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      More specifically, a handmaid.

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        What type of… handjobs?

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          The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.

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          It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.

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            The classic Provo soak+jump hump

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        …may the lord open

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          Blessed be the fruit.

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      Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy

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