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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

30 to 40 olives

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30 to 40 olives

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • JakkSplatt@midwest.social
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    20 hours ago

    I do this with pepperoncini and pickles lol

  • xylol@leminal.space
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    one time I got home late from work and I had a jar of pickles and a box of cheap wine in the fridge, so i poured myself a cup and grabbed some pickles and ate that for dinner, then about an hour later I had to run to the toilet to barf out all the pink relish

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      Living the good life I see.

    • paperazzi@lemmy.world
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      That sounded pretty good until the pink relish part. Won’t try it.

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    Usually these are supposed to be ironic, but I genuinely see nothing wrong with this.

    • bier@feddit.nl
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      It’s a healthier meal than 90% of stuff from the supermarket, maybe a bit high on the salt

      • Madison420@lemmy.world
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        maybe a bit high on the salt

        If they’re calamatas take that bit high and make it slightly less salty then all the salt.

  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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    Olives - the father
    Olive tapenade - the son
    Olive oil - the holy spirit

    • alekwithak@lemmy.world
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      Weird I thought pimento was the son.

      • bricklove@midwest.social
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        That’s Protestant heresy!

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        What the fuck is wrong with you?

  • QuizzaciousOtter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 days ago

    To be frank, I definitely did this as tome point and I’m pretty sure I actually did not regret it.

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      this seems like a after dinner thing for me, sit down have dinner, go grab some olives and watch tv

  • Saganaki@lemmy.zip
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    7 days ago

    I’m described by this meme and I don’t like it.

    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Didn’t you read the meme? There’s nothing to regret

  • iamnotme@feddit.uk
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    Living in a hotel during the week, olives and sauerkraut are my go to when I can’t be bothered

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      I suggest adding kimchi to this rotation

      • iamnotme@feddit.uk
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        Excellent suggestion. I love Kimchi, and have been making my own recently

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    7 days ago

    I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem
    Mmmm Jerusalem
    Sweet Jerusalem
    And all I ate was olives
    Nothing but olives
    Mountains of olives
    It was a good ten days
    I like olives
    I like you too

    -The messiah

    • bunkyprewster@startrek.website
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      Dr. Nussbaum was right…

      • Higgs boson@dubvee.org
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        He said “Get it out in the ooooopen”

  • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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    Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      Am I not suppose to use my penis?

      • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Not if you want it to stay extra virgin

        • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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          👏

        • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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          You win the internet for today.

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Not unless its split enough ways to give you more than one functional head to eat olives off of.

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      THANK YOU. This is the way.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      What size are the olives where you’re at?

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    I’m drunk as fuck rn but the pub I went to had some bomb ass olives that tasted kind of like corn, and now I regret not asking what they were called.

    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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      Fuck it. Ask them. Just pick up the phone and call them right now to ask.

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    wee-knight

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I used to eat entire cans of black olives as a kid when there wasn’t much in the house.

    I still would, except I don’t usually have cans of olives on hand.

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    mmmmm… olives

  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    Hal those aren’t olives, those are peaches

  • fireweed@lemmy.world
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    I did this once, paired an olive mix with a spread of fancy cheeses and a few crackers. Let’s just say these foods have since stayed in the appetizer section of my diet where they belong.

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