Further confirmation of my hypothesis that (upper) Midwesterners never stopped being mostly rural Scandinavians.
The fact that several of those states have more bars than churches, like it’s SUPPOSED to be, is another hint 😁
Further confirmation of my hypothesis that (upper) Midwesterners never stopped being mostly rural Scandinavians.
The fact that several of those states have more bars than churches, like it’s SUPPOSED to be, is another hint 😁
Then the carpooling to another town conversation, then the “for fuck sake, how did I end up following you home?” conversation, and eventually the “happy 60th anniversary, honey!” conversation
Just skip the cola part
Nah, we’re gonna need to put a shitload of coke in his diet Coke in hopes of his black heart exploding.
Right?! I highly recommend that you rabbit hole the shit out of both his solo stuff and Voiceplay! So damn good!
Geoff Castellucci (the bass singer from Voiceplay) made a great cover version of that one btw ❤️
Is that the radio version of C-Span?


(Cristiano) Ronaldo-face:

(Wayne) Rooney-face:

Tom Brady-face:

Larry Bird-face:

The band Birdface:



NationalistFascist and anti-fascist marches
Fixed it for them
The 612 march, officially registered and authorised in advance, progressed
under heavy police escortwith heavy police participation.
Fixed that too.
Still sound better than Tin Pool’s so-called music, though 🤷


You mean Operation Enduring Ent?


Depends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.
Translation into American: the Tom Brady hindpaw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.


jubilant Mark Wahlberg orgasm noises
not everyone wants longass spaghetti
I bet long ass-spaghetti is someone’s fetish, though 🤷


Utility bots (and ducks) are OK provided they are marked as such
Far too few utility ducks around here; marked or not!
It may well be, lemme check…
Yup! You’re right. Gonna fix that lol


A large majority of members agreed that there was no need for a further vote
Yeah, “we didn’t vote because most of us didn’t think it was necessary” is some Israeli hasbara level bullshit! 🤦🤬
Martian of Error was also what they called Matt Damon’s character once they realized they’d left him stranded.
And they’re all Scandinavians.