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but then I remembered that Fahrenheit exists…

Bummer, man! 😔

Sure thing, buddies! 👉👉

Nope. Those are illegal in Mongolia. Floors too.

That’s why Nightwish have never played there.

#MongoliaFacts #FloorJansen

The streets of Paris?

Oh, you said miNing? My bad!

I’m guessing that the accumulated shedding did extensive damage to the equipment AND the owner and/or journalist overstated the damage 🤷

Except that the government and other pro-billionaire forces seem to have successfully gaslighted the people into opposing it so it’ll likely come to nothing 😮‍💨

Still keeping the “Adolf”, though 🤔

I’m pretty sure that’s just the inevitable consequence of decades of under-regulated capitalism and cronyism letting the arms dealers set their own prices and conditions.

Personally, I consider the most bloated military in the history of the world not being able to expand or even replace its flotilla a huge win though, regardless of the reasons 🤷

If I feel like making them uncomfortable, I’ll just tell them the truth: that I’ll never forgive their extremely misogynistic and authoritarian cult for what they did to my favorite human before she escaped their clutches.

I’m gonna ask my partner, an escapee of that awful cult, if that ever happened to her back in the bad old days 😁

Brigadier General Robotnik, Farva (Mrs.)

Dammit! I keep losing at chess without even playing!

Oh well, it could be worse: I could be playing chess 🤷

Basically just trying to get together a playset that does all the (mostly cheaty) things I want without crashing the game. Haven’t gotten there yet 😄

Yeah… We’re always getting all of the corporate dystopia and little to none of the cool futuristic tech 😮‍💨🤬

you will oblige me to call out, “Stop there! Your theory is confined to that which is seen; it takes no account of that which is not seen.”

We stan a polite and precise, yet no less scathing for it, trash talker 😄❤️

That’s pretty much the “check yourself before you wreck yourself” of his age

So…not a fan?

“You mean other than literally all of them?” - Steve Harvey, probably.