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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 dni temu

Anon is the Sandwich Man

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Anon is the Sandwich Man

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 dni temu
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      Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

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        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?

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            • Lka1988@sh.itjust.works
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              Whayyy are you G A E

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              • TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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                • snoons@lemmy.ca
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                  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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            I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.

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          I will try not liking it.

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            Stay strong homie!

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      I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

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        I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

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          we’re gonnahave a problem here…

      • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf
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        Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

        • SeekPie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me
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          Probably both

      • SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip
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        Lemm.ee refugee here!

      • 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip
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        Hello

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      I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

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    Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

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      Mutual aid in a nutshell.

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      Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

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    that’s not a “street gang” it’s called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

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    I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

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    Did I just read a good greentext ?

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      Don’t forget it’s fake (anon doesn’t have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

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        https://youtu.be/HEQTUSmob1Q

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    You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.

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    The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

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    c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

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      Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

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        Freudscher, uh, slipper?

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    How to start a mafia with zero $

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    He’s Morpheus from john Wick

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    Socialism in a nutshell:

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    Which board are these short stories usually on?

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      We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.

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        if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

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      I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There’s no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

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      Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

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    He has eyes everywhere

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    The Bear

    Richie is the guy

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