They didn’t have punctuation in Memopotamia? Because no girl would want to see a man who can’t practice metallurgy.

I have never related to a history meme so hard. Thank you.

…and thusly did he speed down by the banks of the sacred River Tigris in his mighty chariot.

I hope they don’t weld their genitals in an unfortunate smelting accident.

I’ll be right over, just have to wind up my horses.

Homie broke out the four horse chariot, that pussy must be fire